Chapter 3 - Bad Boy

Why can't I be a 'good boy' like Stan and Ron? Why am I such a 'bad boy' all the time? I try to be good i really do but I guess I am not being good enough. Mother made be quit Cub Scouts today because I was a 'bad boy'. Then she punished me. She made me take my clothes off and stand in front of the stove so that she could force me over it and burn me. I have a burn on my arm. But I was able to buy my self enough time to save my self. Ron got home just before I gave in. What do I have to do for mother to see me as a 'good boy'?